Limerick

Limericks

The Sparrow

There is a flirtatious old sparrow
Whose winking can freeze a man’s marrow
Her sultrified grin’s
like a kick in the shins
And she dances just like a wheelbarrow!

Gregorian

Our priest has a voice that’s stentorian
Which he uses to sing just in Dorian
Of all of the modes
That’s the one that he chose
To misuse to create chants Gregorian

The Patriarchal Mathematician

There once was a mathematician
Whose attitude was quite patrician
His sons he gave gold
His daughters he sold!
That terrible mathematician!